Yerp, I’m in a coffee shop (shout out to Hungry Ghost) in Brooklyn for this week’s LWWL. I really can’t even deny my hipsterdom at this point. Also Kev will be featured on these too now. Look at the growth. I also need my boy Murda Mal on these ? (also please know I don’t care what Apple had in mind but this is the crying laughing face. I don’t make the rules)
- 13 bro, 13?! Can we rescind his Hall of Fame status for this. Has to be a terminable offense. Has to. I don’t even want to say the name Karl ever again. Homeboy on the Wolves is just Anthony Towns. That’s a LWWL rule now.
- I’m also very offended for Demetress that you spend your life thinking your name is actually Demetrius to learn one day its not. I’m 28 now, I can’t imagine finding out my name isn’t my name. He has to ask [redacted] Malone to throw paws, for more reasons than one. My money on Demetress.
- Jemele broke this news over 10 years ago.
- Very important questions:
- What is the difference between the teams with 1 game and the teams with two?
- The Hornets really should have zero or just blur out the Hornet players in their televised game, that works too.
- I’m offended my Blazers have the same amount of games as the Pelicans. Literally everyone at WYE —except Jon—thinks Zion won’t be all he’s been projected to be.
- Are we sure we want 24 games of the Sixers? I will never be convinced Ben Simmons can shoot and I think the team only got worse this off season. Obviously they’ll make the playoffs and beat the Wizards or the Magic or whomever in the first round but that’s about it.
Dear Arizona, if you care about my feelings and I don’t do this
- Going from ESPN to Breitbart is a wild shift
- “I’m loud, I talk too much, I think I know more than I do”…yeah that’s why this is a bad idea Curt
- Of course this’ll happen. If not in Arizona, somewhere. Sadness.
I was with Chris til he compared Fredo with an actual derogatory term
- How did homeboy act like he ain’t want smoke by playing that whole “I thought that was your name” angle but then ask for the smoke by asking Cuomo what he was gonna do about it?
- If Fox News hasn’t used this clip yet on air, CNN won the beef
- Who was the cameraman here?! Prime content, trash view
McGregor just staying in shape for his next bout
- Yeah, no. There’s no rationalizing this on Connor’s behalf
- I hope that man followed up that punch by telling Connor his 2 year old grandson hits harder. I mean this was a sucker punch, you had the surprise element on your side and still nothing. Tragedy.
The only person who is stupid here is Bryce Harper if he didn’t expect this in Philadelphia of all places
- I’m on the unknown speaker’s side here. $330 million dollars of not his own money gone down to tube for an 0-3 performance. Clearly we need justice.
- Bryce also failed to make the All-Star team for the first time since his injury-riddled third season
- He’s also on pace to register his season-high in strikeouts
- And the Gnats seems to be taking the break-up well so…
- The gall
- The guy who made $757K in 2018 and is about to get an extension wants unpaid laborers to donate what?
- “I told them if they can’t afford it or maybe they feel like they’re stretched a little thin…I’ll pay theirs”. Wow I’m…wow.
- This looks impossible
- I’m confident if I gave you 10 tries you’d be able to guess where Don Don is from
- Clearly this has to be the official website for Donnell Whittenburg’s career accomplishments now
We’ll come up with a catchy name for Kev’s pieces here but like his WYE articles, these will be political one liners— we want you to read the story we link to. Edumacate yourself
- Ah the immigrant slander continues
- Tiananmen Square Part Two?
- You want to try to explain that again Steve?
- “We are winning big time against China” followed by walking that back
- A brand new meaning to ‘London Bridge Is Falling Down’
- We should really talk about Kashmir, seriously
- Can we make a rule that the next President can’t use Twitter, please??
- AOC vs Barstool in the next Rough N’ Rowdy?
- Let’s see how progress to finally curb mass shootings stalls this time
- I expect nothing less than to see a Fenty Cannabis line come out of this
Episode 30 featuring Ice: Queen Nicki